→ she’s the man
my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
why do you ship the thing?
*pulls out binder full of laminated pages and photos, opens presentation on powerpoint, pulls up podium*
I’m glad you asked
does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
I hope this helps.
i live my life by one basic principle: the more celebrity crushes i have the statistically more likely i am to end up marrying one of them